My PS5 died a year and a half after I bought it, and Sony wants $229 (almost half of what I initially paid) to fix/replace it? And according to Reddit, this is a very common thing?

I guess this is where PS5 sales come from now? I miss the days when the Xbox had the red ring of death and Microsoft replaced them years after the fact. Clearly this is premature hardware failure due to Sony screwing something up when building these.

No matter how successful I am in my life, I will never feel more rich than the night in my 30s when my friends and I put $20 bills in the change machine, made it absolutely rain quarters and finally beat the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade game that we never had enough tokens for when we were growing up

It’s pretty wild how many ways you can lose a house in a real estate bidding competition. I’m learning lots of lessons these days.

ever write a review of a restaurant that is so long and blistering that your local yelp representative sends you a message asking if you want to become a yelp elite

If you find yourself in the Denver area and you love Italian food, get yourself to Luca. It’s phenomenal. We didn’t have a bad bite there, and the service was great.

Still thinking about Midnight Mass, years later. That miniseries RIPS.

Ever drop your AirPods case in a rainy parking lot and watch in horror as they slide under your car because you know that every single time you drop your AirPods case, it opens and the AirPods go flying in both directions?

But they stop sliding where it’s easy for you to grab them, and you breathe a sigh of relief. The case even managed to stay closed!

Half an hour later, you open your case to get one of your AirPods out and realize that neither one is in the case. They definitely did explode out somewhere into a parking lot puddle, and then the case dutifully closed itself back up.

Cool cool cool cool

I did have a good laugh though!

At what point does the “Prove you’re a human” checkbox turn into a fingerprick test

Are you ever traveling and want to keep your iPhone in Low Power Mode so that your battery lasts as long as possible, but every time you charge your phone, it turns off? I wrote a Shortcut that turns it back on immediately, but only if you aren’t in your home city: http://maxbattery.net

The best part about having Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime record my outgoing voicemail message is getting to hear people caught off guard and still laughing for a few seconds when they try to leave me a one in return

TFW you take a Lyft into a small town but by the time you’re done there are no Lyfts or Ubers that want to take you back (literally none) so you end up hitching a ride with the one guy in that entire town who is willing to take people back to the larger town and isn’t on any apps and takes cash

Lesson learned. Renting a car next time!

I highly recommend flying your best friend in to meet you and your partner at a theme park for the weekend if you can swing it. 1000/10 would do again.

Sometimes they tell you a price and you tell them a price that is $2300 less and they say “ok”

Ever check in to a flight with a bag so heavy that the airline employee asks you to jump behind the counter and put it on the luggage belt for her? 😅

sometimes you have to break down and write a shell script that runs once a day and kills legacyScreenSaver if it’s taking too many resources because Apple doesn’t seem to have any interest in fixing that particular memory leak

there’s nothing magic about “Magic links”.

Here is a photo of me trying to figure out why everyone is talking about MCP all of a sudden

TFW your database starts blowing up and when you get to the bottom of it, you realize that one of the queries you’ve been running in your app for over a decade could have been 100x faster if you used find_by instead of find

It turns out that Gmail breaks pretty dramatically if you try to delete 142,000 promotional emails for your mom at the same time.

I’m so glad that Heavyweight survived being bought by Spotify and came out on the other side. It’s one of my favorite podcasts and it’s coming back! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/…

If you make a recipe and have leftover fresh herbs, put them in your salads.

Last night I threw a slice of roast beef to my dog Waffles. She flinched as it hurtled through the air toward her, and sort of bowed, so it landed on her back and stayed there. Then I got to watch her smell it, but not be able to locate it for a good 30 seconds. Too funny!

I was recently introduced to the wonder that is gaffer tape. It holds as strongly as duct tape, but comes off cleanly. Relatedly: if you have a broken, fancy trunk with an electronic latch (so you can’t use the old bungee cord through the latch trick) and it won’t get fixed for a week, gaffer tape holds your trunk closed very well in the meantime.