Category: Richard’s Rules

If, while arguing you find yourself saying “Case Closed” or “End of Story”, you’ve already lost (and you know it).

When a judge on a cooking show likes the dish that they are tasting, they’ll say how much they love it, exactly why they love it & they may even make faces that show how much they enjoy it.

If they don’t like it, they’ll just describe the dish.

If the chicken and waffles comes with strawberries, it’s going to be bad.

There is only one toilet plunger. It’s the Korky 99. Don’t waste your money on any other ones, they are only pretenders to the uh… throne

If you have a November birthday, congratulations, you’re a Valentine’s Day baby!

When trying to locate a bathroom in a restaurant, look for the kitchen first. Water lines being what they are, the bathrooms won’t be far.

If someone in a movie or TV show picks up a gun, aims it at someone and does not immediately pull the trigger… they’re not going to.