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    Richard's Rule #4

    The optimal number of people in your group at a food festival is 3. 2 people run around and grab food while one person holds down the table. Doing it with just 2 people is not nearly as fun.

    Tuesday February 13, 2024
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    RIchard's Rule #3

    Most Chinese takeout places have a very similar menu. However, there are one or two things on the menu that they are really good at, and the rest is either OK or nearly inedible. The trick is to figure out what the good things are.

    Sunday December 10, 2023
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    Richard's Rule #2

    If you walk into a party and there’s swag when you walk in, grab it. You might see the swag and think “I’ll grab it on the way out so I don’t have to hold on to it all night.”

    The problem is: other people will leave the party before you and you’ll end up swagless. Just bring a Baggu or something similar and fill it with swag.

    Thursday December 7, 2023
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    Richard's Rule #611

    If you lose something while sitting on a soft surface, such as a couch or a bed…it’s underneath you.

    Friday December 1, 2023
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    Richard’s Rule #358

    Always pack ice chests so that there is as little air in there as possible. Air will melt your ice.

    Saturday November 11, 2023
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    Richard's Rule #4

    If, while arguing you find yourself saying “Case Closed” or “End of Story”, you’ve already lost (and you know it).

    Saturday September 30, 2023
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    Richard's Rule #182

    When a judge on a cooking show likes the dish that they are tasting, they’ll say how much they love it, exactly why they love it & they may even make faces that show how much they enjoy it.

    If they don’t like it, they’ll just describe the dish.

    Thursday September 7, 2023
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    Richard's Rule #7

    If the chicken and waffles comes with strawberries, it’s going to be bad.

    Wednesday July 26, 2023
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    Richard's Rule #41

    There is only one toilet plunger. It’s the Korky 99. Don’t waste your money on any other ones, they are only pretenders to the uh… throne

    Wednesday July 5, 2023
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    Richard's Rule #613

    If you have a November birthday, congratulations, you’re a Valentine’s Day baby!

    Monday July 3, 2023
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    Richard's Rule #1

    When trying to locate a bathroom in a restaurant, look for the kitchen first. Water lines being what they are, the bathrooms won’t be far.

    Friday June 23, 2023
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    Richard's Rule #2971

    If someone in a movie or TV show picks up a gun, aims it at someone and does not immediately pull the trigger… they’re not going to.

    Friday June 23, 2023